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bored! in that flat city of wind... CHICAGO!

Tales of the night, hilarious retellings, short absurdist fiction bits in the style of McSweeneys.net, city street dialogue retold a la OverHeardInNewYork, no celebrity gossip or political rants...just stories 'n' satire!
 

wash the socks or buy a new pair?

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

there's always a group going to
the clubs. there's always a group going to
the rock show. there's always some kids
who just want to crawl Lincoln drinking
cheap beer. there's always a set of people
riffin the Improv or TooMuchLight or
SecondCity. there's always the sleazy high
school friends chasing the house party with
three kegs. and always the high times
brigade getting baked in a basement, a car
in a parking lot, a movie theater, etc. the
north shore brats infiltrating a tuxedo
reception at navy pier. unlocked backrooms at indoor arenas we rai
for bottles. Recycled VIP bracelets abused as we barely suppress the smirks.
god bless chicago. way more to do
here than in idaho.
but when you're too old for petty crime and too young for rehab...what then?

PS Scissor Sisters annnnnyone? the 8th of october? little known biblical fact- only those inside the Aragon on that night will be spared the apocalypse. Oh, yeah, it's in four days. Check the almanac.
 
   





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